Jan 29, 2009

Dear Alan Rickman,

I probably refer to you as Liam Neeson about three times a day, on average. I apologize for the mix-up. The real Liam Neeson has starred in such films as Schindler's List but thanks to me, several people are now under the impression that Mr. Neeson was also Professor Snape in Harry Potter and That Guy with the Head Thing and the Hammer in Galaxy Quest. Sadly, despite my recognition of this problem I am very likely to continue this pattern after a week's time, fully believing that I have corrected my error. My sincerest apologies. Oh, and if you see them, could you pass along my regrets to Tony Hawk, Lance Armstrong, Wayne Gretsky and Larry Bird, whom I cannot mentally picture as anything but identical, very athletic quadruplets (who may be third cousins with Bill Gates)?




Love,
Tammy


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4 comments:

  1. Hilarious, but your picture of Liam Neeson is gone. You could copy the picture and save it in a Picassa folder and then it will live as long as your blog does.

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  2. This is not the answer. We all admit you have a problem, but deleting Liam Neeson is not the answer. We are here to help.

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  3. There, Liam is back. Is everyone happy?

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  4. OMG - Michael has a sense of humor! Who knew that the child that never speaks above a whisper in my house could actually make a joke. Get used to it Bubba, this is the first stage of your initiation.

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